Top 10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy on Amazon
So, you are shopping for the man/woman who has everything and have no
idea what to buy? Here are ten unique and unusual products that can be
bought on Amazon.com:
100%
pure wolf pee. Use this pee to deter unwanted creatures from your home.
Its effectiveness is vouched for by one Amazon reviewer who said:
My Uncle Jared had been under the weather since his wife passed away. He was also in a lot of debt and doing drugs. So one day he bought this Wolf Lure, apparently covered his body in it, and went into the forest. We held his funeral last Thursday,
but there was no body to place in a casket so we just remembered him the way he was, and placed flowers by the forest where his mauled clothing and remnants of teeth and flesh lay in eternal slumber. The local news ran a report of him, and we all wish him well with his wife.
Please note: this product can not be shipped to California due to state regulations on the importing of animal pee.
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According to the product review, “Man To Man was created after years of
study to naturally help Gays Attract other Gays.” I thought tighty
whiteys and cosmos were already doing that!
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Are you about to take a drug test at work and you know you are going to fail? Dr. John to the rescue! This synthetic pee tests within normal ranges in standard urine tests. Avoid workplace discrimination by carrying a bottle of Dr. John’s Pee with you at all times!
For only $19,995 you can own your very own battle tank. This tank
carries a crew of up to five internally and one externally. Includes
head/tail lights and a 400 watt premium PA system. If you are unsure
whether this tank is the one for you, check out this excerpt from one of
the reviews on amazon:
I am speechless on this one. Here is an excerpt from their product description: “Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this powerpacked, superconcentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul buttcrack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.”
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Over the years many UFO sightings
have reported magnetic and electromagnetic disturbances. The UFO
Detector is designed to sense these disturbances and will signal their
presence by flashing an LED and beeping. Now you can be the first to
arrive on the scene of alien landings or crashes!
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For those of you who have no luck with your UFO Detectors, you can still experience part of the UFO/Alien phenomenon by buying soil from Roswell – the crash site of an alien spacecraft some years ago. Who knows, if you add water you may be able to grow your own Xenu!
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This is a genuine whitetail deer rear. Perfect for the lover of taxidermy or bottoms. Use this in combination with item 5 on the list for many evenings of entertainment!
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Yes – it is true – you can actually buy a can of real uranium! According
to Amazon, the uranium sample is for “educational and scientific use
only” so please don’t buy this product if you have any other plans in
mind. The List Universe can not guarantee that you will not end up on an
FBI watchlist if you buy this product.
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10. Wolf Urine
My Uncle Jared had been under the weather since his wife passed away. He was also in a lot of debt and doing drugs. So one day he bought this Wolf Lure, apparently covered his body in it, and went into the forest. We held his funeral last Thursday,
but there was no body to place in a casket so we just remembered him the way he was, and placed flowers by the forest where his mauled clothing and remnants of teeth and flesh lay in eternal slumber. The local news ran a report of him, and we all wish him well with his wife.
Please note: this product can not be shipped to California due to state regulations on the importing of animal pee.
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9. Stop Eating Poop!
From the product review: “Stop Eating Poop contains Glutamic Acid to deter dogs from eating their own stool. Yucca helps control stool and urine odor. Peppermint and parsley help to eliminate bad breath.” The peppermint and parsley are clearly essential for the dog who enjoys an occasional meal of poo. This product is not fit for human consumption.
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8. Gay Attraction Body Mist
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7. Dr. John’s Famous Pee Pee
Are you about to take a drug test at work and you know you are going to fail? Dr. John to the rescue! This synthetic pee tests within normal ranges in standard urine tests. Avoid workplace discrimination by carrying a bottle of Dr. John’s Pee with you at all times!
6. Tank
I’ll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I’ve purchased overpriced, so-called “battle tanks”, then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made mortar. But not this baby, no way.It looks like a great deal to me!
5. Liquid Ass Fart Spray
I am speechless on this one. Here is an excerpt from their product description: “Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this powerpacked, superconcentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul buttcrack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.”
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4. UFO Detector
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3. Roswell Soil Sample
For those of you who have no luck with your UFO Detectors, you can still experience part of the UFO/Alien phenomenon by buying soil from Roswell – the crash site of an alien spacecraft some years ago. Who knows, if you add water you may be able to grow your own Xenu!
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2. Deer’s Butt
This is a genuine whitetail deer rear. Perfect for the lover of taxidermy or bottoms. Use this in combination with item 5 on the list for many evenings of entertainment!
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1. Uranium
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